souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via hate)

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

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I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT
lostandhysteric:

how to pick up patrick stump by me

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

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ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

(via lrcd)

Draw a monster. Why is it a monster? Daughter by Janice Lee

I think about this quote a lot.   (via melisica)

(Source: misterracoon, via lrcd)

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via hate)

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via goddessandgenius)